Over 102850
motifake

Eco Demotivational Poster


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


SUPPLY AND DEMAND -


TAGS: economics 101
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:51 pm
supplying a lot and creating demand, the backbone of our economy ,)


CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina.


TAGS: south carolina gamecocks tigers
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

LogicDude - July 10, 2009, 8:42 pm
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....cocks... huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:26 pm
I am glad someone got it.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:20 pm
Love it!


THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM - But the second mouse gets the cheese ...




HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!


TAGS: buddy coochiecoo finger baby
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:20 pm
Most excellent... See if you can write the text on the pic & drop it in PeopleSniper as well... Just the kinda babies we adore... ; )


BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: rl christmas decorating
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - December 4, 2011, 10:19 am
Hilarious. Those folks really have a sense of humour.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2011, 6:59 am

tru dat
maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 7:41 pm
I Hear Ya


MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!


TAGS: piracy computers records mp3s music
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by quothetheraven79

Krissie - August 29, 2010, 12:04 am
good one, friend :)


OH NO! THE ECONOMY IS BROKEN! - FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT! FIX IT!




DECEPTION -


TAGS: designated decoy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by house

eskippy - April 1, 2012, 8:58 am
LOL i'm form QLD and that is so true.
Bolverk37782 - June 15, 2011, 6:35 am
And who says the Australians have no brains! Well done our antipodean cousins!


THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).


TAGS: vader star wars economy poor broke
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by general440lee

zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:20 am
Kill him!! He misspelled death star!!


KEEP U.S. $$$ IN THE U.S.A.!! - Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can't fix stupid.


TAGS: foreign car economy fix stupid
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:42 pm
Can't speak for Hundai, or your local city, but we've driven Toyotas in my family for three generations. The assembly plants and the part-production plants are all in our city and the adjoining one. That's as local as it gets.
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:48 pm
*USA* not 'use'
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
You are correct and their are a lot of american car company's cars that are not made in the use the new Dodge Dart coming out in 2013 is actually a Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:20 pm
I had a hyandai. It was made in a factory right here in the U.S.A.There's alot of vehicles that people think are made outside the country that really aren't.
calvin5040 - January 13, 2012, 8:05 pm
The money still doesn't stay in the U.S. no matter where it's made.The only money that stays in the U.S. is the pay check of the people that make and sell them almost all the parts on the car are foreign made in factories out of the U.S. not US factories.
bobby37066 - January 13, 2012, 12:43 am
actually this particular model is made just outside of Montgomery, AL
cowboyknowhow - January 11, 2012, 5:59 pm
If the vehicle is bought used, then all of the money stays in the U.S. also, if financed the bank keeps the money though, some of the original amount does go to Korea.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
other then the people's paycheck the money from the sale does not stay in the U.S.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:20 am
UM, this car is Korean and is made in the Sohari Plant in Gwangmyeong, South Korea. Not the us.
Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:10 am
Since most foreign auto plants are in areas like Canton, MS where jobs are really needed, I lose little sleep over buying one.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:35 am
Futs, I didn't realize that my old laptop (not used in months) was still signed in under my old Motifake ID. Sorry 'bout that!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2012, 1:32 am
True, they are assembled here, but it's still a foreign owned company and I'd be willing to bet that a good percentage of the parts are also made elsewhere and imported
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:45 pm
I don't get it. Hyundai's are made in the US, so what's the problem here?


HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU -


TAGS: bush obama president economy
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Current Resident

926010 - March 18, 2010, 2:06 pm
YOU GO Dub-ya
Sean - November 22, 2009, 6:52 pm
I love Daro's logic because it suggests the following: Daro - religion = rapist/murdered/jaywalker. I mean, is your religion the only thing that's holding you back from all the crimes you want to commit?
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:01 pm
Hey, Daro, millions of Atheists also have a moral code they follow on a daily basis, they just don't feel the need to believe in Jewish fairy-tales to do so.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:37 pm
Oh. Religious. Forgot that one. "Religious" means that I have a moral code that I do my best to follow on a daily basis.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:31 pm
and an idiot (read: not willing to compromise when the opposing side is trying to run you in the opposite direction and into the ground).
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm
Actually, ILB, it's starting quickly. Nothing wrong with being backward (read: traditional or having common sense), unenlightened (read: "I don't have to listen to idiots, idiot."), greedy (read: capitalistic), small-minded (read: NOT a lying hypocrite),
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:26 am
Sure, keep blaming him for the problems. Hey wait a minute. ILB, you are too close to the Liberal party line. Robert Gibbs, is that you?
ILB - September 9, 2009, 4:22 am
Its starting a little slow, due to the backward, unenlightened, greedy, religious, small minded, idiots out there. But still a hell of a lot better than 8 years of you, sir. :)
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 10:23 pm
5 lions, CR. Concise and to the point.


18 Inches -




2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Matt

Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right bitch.


JUST KILL ME -


TAGS: second childhood
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 1:44 pm

lolz...a married guy no doubt. get a girlfriend dude...they'll rock your socks off!!!
Hicktown - June 27, 2011, 12:48 pm
If only women acted like this in real life... normally doggy style is the man sitting and begging while the woman rolls over and plays dead
monstrolegume - June 26, 2011, 1:58 pm
uauhauhahuahuauahauhhua
tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:18 am
Cute. Looks like fun to me.
Reality Lord - June 26, 2011, 6:56 am

funny...i have an account at deviant art but that is not where i came across this pic. i did check out skia and yes....very good stuff. i'll have to try and work more of his/hers.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 12:57 am
Oh c'mon! Even I can take a hint like this
Cloudchaser - June 26, 2011, 12:44 am
Art by Skia. http://skia.deviantart.com http://www.furaffinity.net/user/skia Is a good, funny artist. Gallery is worth a look


.03 SECONDS -


TAGS: fucking shit up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
5L!!!


ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




RONALD VS THE COLONEL - No longer content with Big Macs and Cheeseburgers Ronald needed to find a new meatier version of his McChicken Sammich and by golly...he did




ECONOMICAL INSURANCE -


TAGS: economy gypsy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:11 am
I will make sure to do that and thank you for the compliment. : )
caveman - September 4, 2012, 4:30 am
These are some good posters that you are making, come over to the forums to introduce yourself


SEPARATION ANXIETY -


TAGS: decoupling release
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

JesusWept - December 31, 2012, 1:15 pm
I gotta get one of those lamps LOL! 5 L's.
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:42 am
Those who seek power will wish to keep it.
spacedog - September 15, 2011, 9:23 pm
5uperb!


SORRY - Because of the economy Life can't just go around and give out lemons anymore. $4.12 a lemon


TAGS: lemon life economy sorry
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by EssenceOfJester

Airman - May 5, 2010, 11:39 am
LOL


PERSEVERANCE -


TAGS: set a speed record for dogs before he stopped too
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:56 pm
Heh, Frisbees...flying saucers been there done that.
culos - February 20, 2010, 1:50 pm
Yeah but as a Space dog you must have a lot of affinity with this canine suicide attepmt
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:44 pm
I 5'd it.
Haarakkon - February 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
Sigh. Terribly out of the loop. Sorry.
aerofiend - February 20, 2010, 10:16 am
Pics been used but a damn fine rendition on your part, five flying poodles for you sir.


ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be




ECONOMICAL SOLUTIONS - Every complex problem has an answer that is clear, simple and wrong.


TAGS: economy cars
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 9:58 pm
keep it up feasibly, you've sent some real gems through lately. 5L
agdaniele - September 4, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL! 5L


FUTURE TELEMARKETERS - They just don't know it yet.


TAGS: recession students economy jobs
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Reality Lord - December 18, 2011, 7:50 pm

lolz. couple of squeegy kids in there as well i think.


SLOPPY SECONDS - I don't want yours


TAGS: seconds sloppy
Rating: 2.31/5


DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.




WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”




BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...




VINYL RECORDS -


TAGS: records
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 2:56 am
Aerosmith was before your day.
autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 2:38 am
Be 37 in a few weeks, still have a couple, but nothing to play them on. Aerosmith I grew up on! 5LP's
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:18 am
well, I'm 37, and I think I still got records up until about 10 or so. After that it was cassettes. Certainly had a metric ton of them in the house.
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 7:42 pm
I'm 22 and I still buy some new albums in vinyl for my record player. As for my collection I have 150+ from stuff like the beatles and the boss to stuff like sabbath, queen, and new bands like mumford and sons. So I'm the wrong one to ask :)
Killroykill - December 29, 2010, 7:01 pm
My grandma showed me her records once. I am 21. I have never played them
Airman - December 29, 2010, 6:45 pm
how old would someone be who has never played a record? Mid 20's? Older?


WOMEN -


TAGS: arthur schopenhauer 150th anniversary of his death tribute girls gynecologist
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - September 21, 2010, 10:48 am
should be a tribute to Schopenhauer as you can see in the tags. I wanted the quote to contrast from it's author. anyway, for me it's still one of my 242s best - up to now.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 9:41 am
ROR! I like it foreskin, i might have done with out the caps lock text tho.
forseti - September 21, 2010, 8:39 am
1L... that makes baby forsi cry. I loved this! ;( Mods, get me the name and address of this voter, I have to visit him. And GS, someday - and that day may never come - you'll call upon me to do a service for you. ;)


CONSERVATION - Save Water. Take A Bath Together.




GENERATIONS - The grandparents strive, the parents achieve... The children spend, the grandchildren beg.


TAGS: economy occupy hippies greatest generation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Kind of a societal generalization, this meme is...
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 5:10 am
I don't recall having anything to spend.
Greeny - March 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
Boy that's no lie


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE -


TAGS: hunter becomes the hunted cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:22 pm
Beautifully simple.
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 5:51 pm
elegant


HOPEFULLY NO VIDEO CONFERENCE -




PRE-LIT PRE-DECORATED CHRISTMAS TREES - Because lazy-ass people need to have Christmas too....




SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE -




DIALING FOR DOLLARS -




GOLDFISH -




BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by forseti

matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!




LIVING ROOM DECOR - Now that's gangsta.




ALCOHOL - Even better on the way out.


TAGS: alcohol even better the second time around
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:38 pm
ok folks, i drunk a bottle of wodka with one of my best friends and now we smoke some weed. you probably understand that this is amsome to me now. 5L from me. excuse me, i have to puke
karlingall - April 15, 2010, 5:39 pm
that is vomit so 1l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:15 pm
I have to say 1L due to it just being Gross. I rejected it the first time just for that reason. I approved this one and your gay test one before it to show you just how well they would do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
Wow, a vomit fetish. So do you pay lil Japanese ladies to puke on you? What would that be a jaded shower?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:06 pm
or a wrestling fetish, or a Mario Brother's fetish, maybe a Santa fetish?
deadraisin - April 15, 2010, 4:03 pm
That's because you don't have a vomit fetish like I do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
1L, this doesn't amuse me in the least bit.


SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: agdaniele aggy becoming mature by bedding a cougar
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
CANADA - November 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
sweet!
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 4:33 pm
Pats place, Nov 20, 3 something am.
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
oops! he wrote it in a poster comment a few days ago.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:30 am

5L despite the misquote...wasn't aggy...lol...111894...lolz.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 10:26 pm
SAWEET


HOPE SHE'S HOMESCHOOLED -


TAGS: trolling wtf really tv recovery
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:23 pm
Or it's possible she was snagged by a slow moving fish hook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 16, 2012, 7:22 pm
Harassing people on the Internet for the sake of fun alone.
maoworks2 - May 16, 2012, 12:43 pm
O.K What's Trolling ?


THE FINANCIAL CRISIS - it affects EVERYBODY!




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


A magical place -


TAGS: nut job recognition
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:12 am
Wanna see my sound proof basement?
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 9:47 pm
Just one? I got like six goin'
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 9:43 pm
Hey, a little like me! My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.


HEY LOOK AT ME -


TAGS: desperation recognition search social media
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:04 pm
Ju5t a little rough on the belly flop, but excellent execution.
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:03 am
he's going going going , 10 from all the judges


TIMES ARE BAD WHEN... - Ello luv! Would you like to supersize that with a nice spot of tea? Charles...be a dear and fetch the peasant a cuppa.




CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


ECONOMY - When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another, then men become the tools of men. Blood, whips and guns –or dollars. Take your choice, there is no other and your time is running out.




DOPE WARS - Teaching kids more about supply & demand than any high school economics class ever has.


TAGS: dope wars game economics computer
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Marshall

aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 5:49 pm
mushrooms? this is not mario world!


CHANGE - Not always a good thing


TAGS: obama wall street stock market economy change
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Doc

Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm
What is that graph supposed to represent?


ZERO TO CANCER IN 60 SECONDS - Call Guinness




WHOEVER SAID -


TAGS: no second chance knife throw
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by caveman

Houseplant - January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm
Jack and Meg White of the "White Stripes". Great caption 5L
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:34 pm
never trust a knife thrower -_-
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
with that kind of wind I wouldn't bet my life on the thr5wer :)


NO OPENING IT UP TOO SOON -


TAGS: awkward presents decorations calendar
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Alixian - August 1, 2011, 7:18 am
i sincerely hope not
Verdeckt - August 1, 2011, 6:58 am
Can I see bauble5?


THE FUN OF STUDENT LOANS -




THE ECONOMY - IF YOU WANT MONEY PRAY THAT THEY LEAVE THEIR KID




SECOND PLACE -




BIRTHDAY SURPRISE -


TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Macabre
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
Yes!!!
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)


SOMEBODY GET AN AXE!! - That "TREE" has swallowed a "CHILD"!!




FREE MARKET ECONOMICS - Bitching about bird shit is fine, but at the end of the day all you'll have done is acquire a need for a shower. And throat lozenges.




THE RECORDER - Like the clarinet. But shit


TAGS: recorder
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Rob581

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 5:21 pm
I wonder if the shitty pixilation was ignored this time because it adds to the joke. Either way, I like it.
GoForthAndDie - November 21, 2008, 7:03 pm
No instrument that can produce the brown noise is shit (no pun intended).
What - September 14, 2008, 2:44 pm
Wait, this wasn't posted by Gary?


World Economy Improving -


TAGS: economy improving tear gas pepper spary world
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

ughomer - July 12, 2013, 2:20 am
"ISM News Channel" ~ too funny. 5L


BIEBER -


TAGS: demotivating for the record i only listen to him while cruising with chomp near middle schools
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 7:49 pm
but by the time his balls do drop- ...oh that'5 right, they wont
Krissie - August 21, 2010, 7:35 am
Bwahahahahahaaa! whoever photoshopped this did a great job!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:45 pm
LOL Very nice FP.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:04 pm
well, thats not saying much, cause his balls wont drop, not because they're non existant but because his manager makes him take steroids that keep them from doing that to keep his voice that way
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
Thanks grey and Rl i did nothing to the pic.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 2:36 pm

did you shop the boobs down..lol.
GreyScorpion - August 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
and for the record, this is my first, and last, bieber poster approval...and I choose to not vote...damn you FP


Gieco -


TAGS: gieco commercial will never air
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Renza

Renza - July 31, 2013, 11:24 am
why thank you.
GaryO - July 31, 2013, 8:40 am
Shyt, Renza, good first poster.


ECONOMY FAILURE... - ...at least he still has his wallet... just in case.




BREAKING UP - THINGS ARE CERTAINLY ABOUT TO.




ANIMAL LIFE - Is Beautiful. But Hey, Pull The Trigger And You Bring Home A Nice Rug.


TAGS: bear hunting floor decorations
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Wolfheart

CANADA - March 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
I have a huge bear rug on the floor at home
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 6:20 pm
Cubbybear will not be pleased with this.


ENLIGHTENMENT -


TAGS: becoming one with something alright
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:59 pm
If they did, you just filled it by reading this.


GOOD LOOKING OUT! - Gun stores, liquor stores, shoe stores, and FUNERAL PARLORS, have always had our back!!




PRIDE -




DREAMS - Give up now. With this economy you will never achieve them.


TAGS: dreams quitting economy achievement
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:48 pm
Saves on a lot of disappointment doesn't did.
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:41 am
I don't have to give up. I never started.


JUST SAYIN... -


TAGS: it s the end of the world europe record winter snow ice age
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:20 pm
Cute.
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 9:18 pm
N-I-C-E
mariand - February 21, 2012, 9:13 am
lol...it isn't... we only have forgot how it is the winter


IRONY -


TAGS: in this economy
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:21 pm
Sorry double post but it holds true for both ;)
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:20 pm
Or free for members that feel like a 120 million bucks.


TIME SPENT -




BIPOLAR -


TAGS: 2 becomes 1
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

forseti - April 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
LOL! 5 polar bears


SOME CALL IT TRICKLE DOWN -


TAGS: economic flight drop
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:00 am
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:53 am

why this got the score it did is beyond me. nice one greeny


DO YOU WANT TO PLAY -




VOTE - You get what you ask for. Idiots.


TAGS: obama vote economy
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by SeanB

coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 4:02 pm
No point in getting mad at something that hasn't been commented on in over a year. Create a poster on politifake. Happy faking, friend!
ISeeRedPeople - July 5, 2011, 3:43 pm
No,Bush did it. Dumbass!
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 11:03 pm
More cowbell, less politics! Politifake.org is right down the hallway... please keep the political talk there. Thank you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2010, 11:00 pm
NO POLITICS...bad shiny...BAD!
Mr. Shiny - April 15, 2010, 10:54 pm
hell, obama was elected because the economy was tanking and people wanted to try a different approach.
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 1:58 pm
It was 8 years of republicans who did a part of it. The rest was done by capitalism and the greed for money.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 2:21 am
Funny. I thought the economy was shit BEFORE he was in office? When BUSH was in office? Damn republicans.
TTD - June 7, 2009, 5:27 pm
...but ultimately it is the nature of the free market elite that has steadily been fucking up harder and harder until the whole thing fucked the every day man in the anus. Great motifake though!
TTD - June 7, 2009, 5:26 pm
No Mr President, you did not! Freedom rapists raped the fuck out of the worlds economy and then shit really went south,if there is anyone who believes that Obama is responsible for the world recession they are fucking retarded.His lame ideas don't help...


SECOND BEST -




THE RECESSION - Its hit them too


TAGS: santa economy
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:16 pm
Agro! Not Argo! That's another story.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:14 pm
Argo-Santa and Rudolph the Red-eyed-reindeer! The Xmas spirit seems to be evaporating


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.


TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.


THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




Same, Same But Different -


TAGS: china usa economy baby sex
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - June 28, 2014, 12:26 am
Thanks all for the nice comments. LMAO Miss Priss. :)
GaryO - June 28, 2014, 12:22 am
5Ls to poster and comment. Ever poster should have a dynamic duo like this.
MissPriss - June 28, 2014, 12:19 am
Actually, a very small 5L village of Pe Nas nestled deep in the valley of Vachina.


THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY -




Sleeping late -


TAGS: coffee still recommended
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Coopaloop

GaryO - August 25, 2013, 1:29 am
I’m likin’ thi5
BobbEdwards - August 24, 2013, 11:11 pm
True dat. 20 years ago I would've argued that sunsets are much more beautiful. Now...5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:36 pm
Very 5obering thought. Well put.


-50c and beyond -


TAGS: winter temperatures record breaking lows manitoba sickening
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:47 pm
Ah... the hangover cometh, came and looks like it's happy to remain...BAHAHA...shh...teehee.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:40 pm
Whatever it is, put it on my forehead.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:10 pm
Jack? Frost? Come on over and I'll make ya some hot cocoa! Do you like yours frozen or similar to the texture of a Slurpee?
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 12:57 pm
Cold shot, Missy. Timberline Lodge never looked so sinister. Neither did Jack.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 10:23 am
It so cold here that I'd been happy with 1 warm L...thanks mao.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2014, 8:14 am
Love It 5 Cold L'S


God Bless The Economy -


TAGS: unemployed poor economy government aide nothing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:54 am
Well, I guess we had to put the wheat somewhere...;)And bands like the Guess Who are kinda cool...
MissPriss - September 4, 2013, 2:33 am
At least I'm not ashamed to let people know I come from Manitoba...or even Canada, unlike another canuck eh Steve? Prairies rock!
steve1961 - September 3, 2013, 5:25 pm
Don't worry. The rest of Canada sometimes forget that Manitoba exists as well. It's usually just the place that the snow plows pile up all of the snow from the rest of the country.
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 4:18 pm
Hey...what you guys down there do with a block of cheese is total out of my control...Obviously you've never tried Canadian cheddar...now there's something you don't want to f*ck with...bahaha!
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
Brilliant Manitoban? They call people like me (Wisconsin, USA) a f*cking "Cheesehead" Pwissy!
MissPriss - September 3, 2013, 3:46 pm
Callin' a Manitoban a Saskatchewan...well...hell boy ya better start a runnin'! But I'll still accept the 5L...teehee.
ughomer - September 3, 2013, 10:19 am
Brilliance on display from a Saskatchewan, 5L.


HOPELESS -


TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by flint

flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm

nice!


INNOVATION -


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.


A HOME OF MY OWN -




OVER THE EDGE -




NAUSEA -


TAGS: aprchallenge nausea becoming a hermit
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by sickartist

falloutghoul - March 29, 2012, 5:12 pm
I think the aura of hatred emmanating from that banner induces nausea.
IllicoPresto - October 16, 2010, 4:22 pm
Finally, someone is pointing out the menace of ankle biters!
LinkFox101113 - October 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
How does one even respond to this? lol
Sleeves - May 5, 2010, 12:37 pm
lol at him only hating the child molesting homosexuals. guess the rest of the molesters are ok. good stuff here


TECHNOLOGY -




HUMANS -




PREV PAGENEXT PAGE